Monkeys Assassinate Politician

The Deputy Mayor of New Delhi, India was attacked by a group of wild Rhesus Monkeys at his home, fell from a balcony and died. According to CNN residential neighborhoods are often "overrun" by the monkeys who are allowed to coexist with humans and even flourish as a result of the association of monkeys with the Hindu god Hanuman.

As far as I know no "Muslim terrorist groups have ever employed the monkey, so that's a relief.

Let's hope we don't get any copy cat crimes. But if I were an American politician I'd keep an eye out for Bald Eagles.