3 Inches of Rain Caused This

Is this a joke?

Due to severe flooding throughout the subway system, there are extensive delays on all subway lines. Customers are advised when at all possible to use bus service. The detours are as follows:

There is no train service in both directions between the South Ferry Station and the 34th Street Station.

There is no train service in both directions between the Penn Station-34th Street Station and the Atlantic Avenue Station.

There is no train service in both directions between the New Lots Station and the Harlem-148th Street Station.

There is no train service in both directiions between the Utica Avenue Station and the Brooklyn Bridge-City Hall Station.

trains are running shuttle in both directions between the East 180th Street Station and the Dyre Avenue Station.

There is no train service in both directions between the 86th Street Station and the Brooklyn Bridge-City Hall Station.

trains are running with delays.

trains are running local.

trains are suspended in both directions between the Brighton Beach Station and the Bedford Park Boulevard Station.

There is no train service in both directions between the Euclid Avenue Station and the 168th Street Station.

There is no train service in both directions between the 145th Street Station and the Norwood-205th Street Station.

There is no train service in both directions between the 23rd street-Ely Avenue Station and the Forest Hills-71st Avenue Station.

There is no train service in both directions between the Queens Plaza Station and the Jamaica-179th Street Station.

There is no train service in both directions between the Long Island City-Court Square Station and the 4th Avenue-9th Street Station.

There is no train service in both directions between the 2nd Avenue Station and the Forest Hills-71st Avenue Station.

There is no Franklin Avenue Shuttle train service in both directions between the Prospect Park Station and the Franklin Avenue Station.

There is no 42nd Street Shuttle train service in both directions between the Times Square-42nd Street Station and the Grand Central-42nd Street Station.

trains are running with residual delays.

There is no train service in both directions between the Broad Street Station and the Bay Parkway Station.

There is no train service in both directions between the Kings Highway Station and the 57th Street-7th Avenue Station.

There is no train service in both directions between the 57th Street-7th Avenue Station and the Forest Hills-71st Avenue Station.