Cops are Such Little Boys

This time, for serious. In Chicago, a 14 year old somehow got a hold of a police uniform, walked into a police station and was sent out on patrol, in a car, with a partner. He completed a five hour shift before he was found out and arrested. What the what?

The AP describes the boy as "muscular" and 5' 3". He plead not guilty today to impersonating an officer. Apparently the kid is obsessed with the police.

The real story here is the security breach allowed by the police force this kid infiltrated, well, and the fact that he's obsessed with police, someone should give him a good talking to. At least he didn't taser or intimidate anyone.