Thanks to a special delivery from the messenger we have this inspiring tale of an idiot bakery owner who made some cakes inspired by President Obama. Apparently, he told a customer they were "drunken negro" cakes and intimated that Obama would share the same fate as Abraham Lincoln. Check out the Gothamist for more info and for a video of a local newscast on the jack-ass and watch him try to defend himself. "His brother-in-law is Cuban" therefore, he can't be racist.... Oh and where is this bakery? Alabama? Mississippi? Nope, Greenwich Village, uh...Manhattan.