You've Got Crabs!

Welcome! You've heard his voice many times yet you probably have no idea who he is. He's Elwood Edwards, the voice behind America Online's "You've Got Mail!", "File's Done!", and assorted other exclamations, and for the low, low price of $10 USD you (yes, YOU!) can have a custom .wav file of whatever you would like him to say! You can also request non-AOL specific .wav files for your business or home answering services. Let's get creative, folks. What would you choose? Goodbye!