USARPS?

The USARPS, the rock paper and scissors competitive organization or association, or whatever was on ESPN2 this afternoon. Part World Series of Poker, part professional wrestling it was wholly stupid. There were back-stories on certain players and then match ups that lasted seconds or maybe a minute. I guess there is some strategy involved, or at least the players (who proclaimed themselves athletes and talked about the need for stamina and concentration) and announcers would have you believe.